it's almost ready.
When will the deck be ready?
When you stop asking.
Can you just send what you have?
No.
It's just a few slides, right?
Sure.
How long does a deck actually take?
Longer than you think. Shorter than it deserves. Exactly long enough to make everyone involved quietly resentful.
Can we do a quick sync about the deck?
The sync will take 45 minutes, produce three conflicting opinions, and result in a complete rethinking of the narrative arc. We'll schedule a follow-up to discuss the follow-up.
I just sent some notes.
That's not a question. Also: noted. The progress bar has been updated accordingly.
Can you make it more visual?
Can you make the content more visual?
Can you add just one more thing?
Yes. [progress bar drops 4%]
What's your timeline?
What's yours?
Is the deck done?
[gestures at loading bar]